Report: Lane Kiffin to USC

The city of Knoxville has just been flattened by a 16-wheel big rig. Vols coach Lane Kiffin isn’t sticking around to check for survivors.

According to a report by ESPN’s Chris Low, Kiffin is in talks to leave Rocky Top for Hollywood. He has agreed in principle to a contract with the Trojans and likely will bring Papa Kiffin and assistant head coach/recruiting coordinator Ed Orgeron with him. 

If you’re keeping track, this would be 4 jobs in 5 years for ‘lil Kif, who is set to challenge both Oregon’s short-lived Pac-10 supremacy and Nick Saban’s oft-thought insurmountable dick-hood.

We’ll keep you posted.

– Robbie

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