Super Tweets

 

Twitter: This is what you've reduced us to

The following blurbs are 140-character bursts of unadulterated genius and/or trash depending on your perspective. More precisely, they are Sports Casualties tweets from Super Bowl Sunday… And they are only redundant to three of you. If you like what you see, please come follow us.

11:32 a.m. Are you watching NFL Countdown? Are you wondering when poor Mike Dikta lost his vision?

11:42 a.m. I think Chris Rock might be Jacory Harris’ personal trainer.

11:44 a.m. If you stacked David Spade and Rob Schneider on top of each other, they would be at least twice as tall as Verne Troyer.

11:47 a.m. Alright. Enough of this. Flipping over to NFL Network to catch Irvin and Sapp. 

12:02 a.m.
I understand Dikta’s shades now. He’s battling the glare from Bruschi’s rings and Dilfer’s head. 

12:05 p.m. Sunday’s best prop bet – Colts wins + Dikta complete sentences: 2

12:34 p.m. More natural: Mike Fratello’s hair or Tom Jackson’s reaction to “Mayne Event“?

12:57 p.m. USF/Notre Dame… because I can’t watch more than 4 hours of pregame for a Super Bowl that I don’t care for.

4:24 p.m. Bryan’s irrelevant prediction: Colts win big, people mistakenly begin believing that Jim Caldwell deserves his job.

4:35 p.m. Robbie’s irrelevant prediction: Colts win big, people mistakenly begin believing that 18 is human, and not a cyborg sent to destroy football

 5:24 p.m. Like to say I’ve been following CBS’s pregame coverage, but honestly I’ve been staring at Amy Nelson’s Twitter pic for 3 hours. Who knew?

5:38 p.m. Probably driving away female tweeters, but if Nelson ages like Hannah Storm, we can expect great things from Amy in 2022. 

(*drools*)

5:52 p.m. Couric to Brees: “Did you help save N.O., or did N.O help save you?” Brees to Couric: “There’s only one way I can answer that, Katie.” 

5:56 p.m. CBS trying to make this cold individual feel sympathy for the Saints…not going to work.

6:05 p.m. I would like to apologize for Robbie’s immature school boy crush rants. On a sidenote: Amy, I love you. 

6:51 p.m. Tebow probably just cost himself a shot with San Francisco.

6:51 p.m.
Carrie Underwood is the sexiest white power ranger of all time.

6:53 p.m. People who flipped out about the Tebow commercial = epic fail

6:54 p.m. Re: Bud Light spot – If the world was really ending, you would probably just splurge with regular Bud, right?

7:03 p.m. Who dat? Pierre Garcon, dat who.

7:28 p.m. The Who: no longer talking about my generation.

7:30 p.m. Stover passes “U” alum Jeff Feagles as oldest player in Super Bowl history. By my count, that’s 3 fallen ‘Canes this week.

7:39 p.m. I’ve never even seen CSI, but I can tell you that a “space episode” qualifies as jumping the shark. 

7:54 p.m. To those who have never heard of The Who and, from CBS/NFL promos, are expecting a cool young rock band: I have bad news for you… 

7:56 p.m. In the 2nd half the Colts will continue their fight against New Orleans and its grammar-deficient fans. 

8:01 p.m. If star w/ bad ankle in SB trend holds, Freeney will call out his QB for barfing in the 2nd half and then be shipped to a division rival 

8:09 p.m. Ever see Namath in a Rams uni? Roger Daltrey, America! 

8:31 p.m. Went to GoDaddy for more Danica/ Motorola for more Megan. Extremely disappointed both times. 

8:42 p.m. This is the Joe Addai that you spent the fourth overall fantasy pick on 3 years ago… Really starting to pay dividends. 

9:16 p.m. Hey, whatta you know? A Hurricane makes a big play in a big game. Shocking. 

9:45 p.m. The Saints win the Super Bowl. It’s like when the calendar changes years and you keep writing /09… Won’t get used to it till mid March. 

One last chance… We’re begging.

– Robbie and Bryan

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