Like Tebowisms, Heywardisms and Longoriaisms, except better.
- Stephen Strasburg once struck out former San Diego State coach Tony Gwynn… in 1993.
- In his final collegiate home start, Strasburg fanned 17 Air Force batters en route to his first no-hitter, or as Strasburg likes to call them, “Strasburgs.”
- Stephen Strasburg’s name once appeared in the same sentence with Braves phenom Jason Heyward. It was a typo, but still.
- Stephen Strasburg doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
- As a junior in college, Strasburg threw a pitch 103 mph, joining relievers Matt Anderson, Mark Wohlers and Joel Zumaya as the only men to do so. Strasburg said afterward that he was experimenting with a circle-change.
- Known for an explosive fastball, Stephen Strasburg also throws two kinds of breaking pitches – one that curves and one that breaks the catcher’s hand.
- At 6’4″, 220 pounds, Strasburg has a commanding presence both on and off the mound, so much so that he once resisted the advances of a drunken Ben Roethlisberger.
- As a sophomore at West Hills High in Santee, Calif., a 16-year-old Strasburg tried to sneak into a bar with a fake ID. The bouncer asked him for a second form of identification, but Strasburg said he did not have a passport. Days later, the Montreal Expos moved to Washington.
- In his first start in the ’08 Olympics, Strasburg held the Netherlands to 1 hit over 7 innings. Citing an unfair advantage, the IOC voted baseball out of the 2012 games.
- Strasburg experienced mild tightness in his shoulder this spring during a bullpen session at Nationals Park. In a panic and unaware of his $15.1 million contract, Congress resorted to reconcilation to pass universal health care. Said President Obama, “It’s better to be safe than sorry.”
- Though a native of San Diego, Strasburg never took up surfing, indicating tendency to “walk on water” as a major impediment.
- Though many assume it was Nationals brass who decided to start Strasburg’s 2010 campaign in Double-A Harrisburg, his demotion was in fact the work of Major League Baseball, which banned the pitcher for 50 games after he tested positive for awesomeness.
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